11 reasons why you don't want to be a werewolf

1. The tickly bit on your side which makes you twitch your leg
2. Waking up with groin strain from scratching
3. Getting put out in the back yard because you beg and whine when the family has dinner 
4. Nervous tension when you notice the neighbour's dog is pregnant
5. Sudden urges to sniff butts
6. Fear of the SPCA
7. Licking your own genitals
8. Vomiting up bits of children
   (as noted in Sabine Baring-Gould's 'Book of Were-Wolves')
9. People shouting 'SIIIIIITTTT!'
10. Frisbees and tennis balls
11. Bigger dogs